[FlingWingFlyer]

You can tell we’ve entered the new “erection” season. The “Me Too” gold-diggers are crawling out from under their rocks. Gloria Allred has already started applying 55 gallon drums full of make up to herself and her stable of “Me Too” gurlz gone wild. “Time to play B$ politic$ ladie$”.

[Political Junkie Too]

You can tell we’ve entered the new “erection” season.

“Weekend Update” recognizes its responsibility to present responsible opposing viewpoints to our editorials. Here, with an editiorial reply, is Miss Emily Litella.

Emily Litella: What's all this fuss I've been hearing about the 1976 presidential erection? Now, I know they erected a monument for Mr. Lincoln and President Washington, but that's because they're DEAD! Hopefully, the 1976 President won't be DEAD! So he won't NEED an erection! If Americans are going to spend money to erect anything, why don't we tear down those nasty slums and erect luxury high rises for poor people and senior citizens! Not for presidents who can afford to pay for their OWN erections!

Chevy Chase: Miss Litella —

Emily Litella: I can't believe the way things are turning out in this country — what?

Chevy Chase: I’m sorry. That's election. The editorial was about the presidential election, not the presidential erection. Election.

Emily Litella: Oh, that's very different.

Chevy Chase: Yes.

Chevy Chase: And that’s the news. Good night. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

-PJ