Annnd why don’t you have any work record the last 7 years ???
Oh yeah,I was in a coma for the 7 years.....I just woke up last week.....
Job interviewer: "Well, young man, you don't seem to have a record of working for the past four years...
Applicant: "That's because I was in Yale."
Interviewer: "Yale? Well that's good enough for me. Welcome aboard!"
Applicant: "That's great, because I really need a yob..."