[dfwgator]

I sat and read through his collection of Readers Digest (I hadn’t picked one up since early 1980s).

Colonel Flagg: This won't look good on your record.

Frank Burns: But Colonel, it's just Reader's Digest.

Colonel Flagg: Not if you eliminate the third, fifth, and sixth letters, then it's Red's Digest, comrade.

[Jyotishi]

“Colonel Flagg . . .”

Good one!