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To: mabarker1

I told my long-term girlfriend, “Let’s spice up our sex life a litte.... by having one.”


18 posted on 10/21/2023 4:05:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Lazamataz

May you check to oil a minimum of four times a day.


20 posted on 10/21/2023 4:07:38 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ditto here.


33 posted on 10/21/2023 4:14:23 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Lazamataz
LOL!!!!!!!

Reading that, somehow makes me believe that despite a few troubles, there is still good in this world.

Thank you for being you Laz :-)

76 posted on 10/21/2023 4:50:43 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (America will need de-liberalization just as Germany had de-nazification.)
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To: Lazamataz

I woke up from my afternoon nap. My wife was in the front room on the computer. I asked if the brothel was open. She said it was the whore’s day off. I replied, What about the Cafe, is the cook still here? I got a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


143 posted on 10/22/2023 4:41:37 AM PDT by urbanpovertylawcenter (the law and poverty collide in an urban setting and sparks fly)
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