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If the Teleprompter malfunctions, he’ll say - LOOK - I’ve never been prouder of Hunter and
Margret Thatcher told him the night before that he’d make a great quartermaster of the ladies lingerie department.
He’ll tell a false Joey story about what his father told him about the Israel 1967 war.
He’ll say he invented retaliation when he was 24 yrs old.
He’ll say it’s no secret he’s Jill’s husband.
He’ll say he was bombed when he was flying money and aid into Israel in 1965.
He’ll say Beau was killed Friday fighting for Israel.
He’ll say he’s suspicious of the timing so close to him curing Cancer.
He’ll say Hamas likes the way the hair pops up on his legs after he puts on after-shave.
He’ll say people are expodentially better off with Inflation - and he talked John Sarbanes into supporting inflation in a historic move on his part.
He’ll say the Queen is dead and General Motors is alive.
He’ll say he told Iran, you don’t need a automatic gun to kill a deer in Qatar
He’ll say companies force people working at McDonald’s to fight for Hamas.
He’ll say he was raised up in a synagogue.
He’ll say, I may be white, but I don’t like white people.
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Hamas is his favorite chip dip
And then he will say is was raised in a Mosque and knows how to deal with both sides.