This article is hilarious:
—she doesn’t have a designated parking spot and has to resort to parking on the street”
Oh oh—she bought in the city of Portland.
—”her only priority had been to find a home that was close to her place of work, but wishes she had considered other factors, like updated plumbing and proximity to green spaces and trails.”
Antique plumbing is always fun—lol.
She was better off being far from green spaces and trails in Portland—now she has to travel a longer distance to get raped and mugged.
;-)
GREEN SPACES & RAILS GET EATEN UP BY GROWTH.