Lol! The Klinger Collection.
At least Klinger did it to get out of the Army, not to get in it.
Inga: You know,I may be able to help you.
Klinger: Oh, you can?You mean it?
Inga: Yeah, well, I have a colleague in Copenhagen who does sex-change operations.
Klinger: Yeah? What's that?
Inga: Well, you would finally be transformed into a woman.
Inga: It's very sophisticated surgery,but, uh, it's possible.
Klinger: You mean, somebody--
Klinger: You mean, take a knife and--and--
Inga: -Yeah.
Klinger: -They're crazier than I am!