[Churchjack]

I am forced to predict this dystopian scenario:

“This spring’s offensive is brought to you by....”

[Pilsner]

“This spring’s offensive is brought to you by....”

Commander's briefing:

"Listen up! I've got good news, and bad news. Good news is that the G4 has secured a sponsor for out next mission, and you will be rocking new uniforms, armor, and field gear, with our sponsor's logo. Bad news is that the sponsor in Target."