Not funding the FBI and CIA would unleash the beltway psychopaths upon the corporate world. I have been fired by a boss, that is part of the game of lesser thrones. Them calling DOJ/DA or a shot to the back of the head in a dark alley makes the cube farm less than c suite look a bit more like a homeland script.
That is why I say don’t fire them or de-fund them. Relocate them en-masse to a flyover location. We have a log jam in the Washinton DC river and we need to break it up for this country to work the way it did. D.C. was created by the founders because we needed centralization. Now we do not.