[Governor Dinwiddie]

Biden didn't come up with that idea on his own. They had to take away his pudding pop so his handlers could coach him. I'm waiting for Xiden's story about how his airplane encountered turbulence once, and almost crashed into his Corvette.

[FirstFlaBn]

Secondary explosions from Putin’s missile strike almost burned up Biden’s whole entire kitchen with the Vette parked in the pantry. The cat was in the glove compartment.