[plsvn]

(I’m just auditioning to be Biden’s next press secretary. How am I doing?)

What's your skin color, race, and sexual orientation? That's more important.

[matt04]

You beat me to it. Actual competence disen’t matter.

[Leaning Right]

> What’s your skin color, race, and sexual orientation? That’s more important. <

I’m a straight white male who is obsessed with Jennifer Aniston. (Please don’t tell my girlfriend about that last part.)

However, on my resume I self-identify as an illegal alien dreamer. I am also a female lesbian of color. And I am physically and mentally challenged too.

So, yeah. There is certainly a place for me in the Biden administration. I would expect a cabinet position, at the very least.