[Leaning Right]

If I were a younger man, I’d definitely go into Climate Change science. Because you can get paid for saying literally any crazy thing. Just be sure it supports the Climate Change hoax. Oh, and add a couple fake graphs. Yep, that’ll do it.

Hmm. Maybe it’s not too late. Maybe I’ll publish a paper saying Climate Change is causing bowling scores to drop. That alone should be worth a one million dollar grant.

[ken in texas]

The number of pirates can also affect Climate Change: ;-)