A generation ago, it was reported that 1 in 3 Yalies were homos. In those days, the Stanford marching band was a little more bold, play: “It’s alright. It’s OK. One in three of you are gay.”
Then Yale went coeducational which immediately reduced the gays to 1 in 6 but the lesbian population was 1 in 3 driving up the homo population to 1 in 2 and ruining the ditty.