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If you go to Democratic Underground, be sure your tetanus shots are up to date. You might need a full-body condom also.

Upon returning from DU, you'll need to undergo a Level 3 Decontamination protocol. A thorough rinse of your brain might be necessary.

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*sigh* many years ago I did go to DU, signed up with my FR screen name, made it absolutely clear I’m a FReeper. Hung out for a while, bantered with them back and forth, laughed at the funny jokes (there were a few), made a few of my own. Waited for the ban which never came.

They actually seemed to like me.

Am I physically, mentally, spiritually, and/or morally deformed?

And, yes I did get the full decon protocol, twice, just to be sure...