It seems the cocaine wasn’t just found NEAR the White House, it was found IN the White House. Specifically, the library that Hunter Biden had recently been occupying while using his laptop (apparently not the laptop in possession of the FBI, but his current one).
https://twitchy.com/samj/2023/07/04/the-plot-thickens-on-cocaine-found-at-the-white-house-n2385081
Relax it just fell out of Hunter’s nose!
It was scopped up and put back there where it belongs.
No muss no fuss!