[philman_36]

Hey, Joe,

I said, where you goin' with that paintbrush in your hand?

with sincere apologies to Mr. Hendrix

[philman_36]

There's your fall guy. Pin it on him and it'll all go away.

Answering phone: Hello. Listening....listening....Wait, what's THAT?
They kept investigating?...listening....They've found WHO?!
What do you mean I'm next?!

/bedtime story hour