"Mistakes were made..."
Was talking to an Apache pilot once, and he told me that on training missions, they’ll alternate targeting red and green tractors for practice. Of course, no shooting, just acquiring the target.
"I'm Nikita Khrushchev and I died. The country was in the middle of my 17-year agrarian and agricultural reform plan. My spirit was reincarnated as this tractor to finish the job!"