Landlady Of course it’s his big day Thursday. Oh, they’ve been planning it for months.
Johnson What’s happens then?
Landlady Well it’s the North Minehead bye-election. Mr Hilter’s standing as the National Bocialist candidate. He’s got wonderful plans for Minehead.
Johnson Like what?
Landlady Well, for a start he wants to annex Poland.
Johnson Oh, North Minehead’s Conservative, isn’t it?
Landlady Well, they get a lot of people at their rallies.
Johnson Rallies?
Landlady Well, their Bocalist meetings, down at the Axis Café in Rosedale Road.
Don’t mention the war!