Rocks, rocks are the problem. They need to have people get registrations for Rocks. No possession of Rocks unless you pass a background check. You shouldn’t have the right to protect yourself with a Rock. Rocks are a problem, and unless you limit access to Rocks, they are going to go in and kill children. Maybe even at schools. Camouflage and Black rocks are ‘assault’ Rocks, and must be made illegal. There should be a limitation on Rocks any one, or area, can hold at one time. Drugs don’t kill people, Rocks kill people.
What about gravity? Why is that problem being ignored? Probably racist gravity, too. Right, Buttplug Pete?