You’re crazy!
that’s actually sarcasm
Or
Is it me being condescending?
They would Prosecute him for wearing his favorite color tie which is red.
That goes back to the Ham Sandwich Theory of Grand Juries and DA’s. You are correct. They will try anything. Which is why, going back to the OP, you don’t give them any ammo to work with and Trump is a veritable armory of ammo which he throws out every day.