I < expletive deleted > your momma.
Must have been pretty dry. She’s been dead for a while. Did you dig her up, or did you slither into the ground to do your deed.
You appear to be a sick man. You really should talk to someone about that. I say this because I care. The next few months will be difficult for you. Maybe your empty heart will give up. And you could die from the stress. I won’t care.