Yep. Once the FBI gets involved, the truth will never be known.
Incredibly brilliant minds will get to the bottom of this. I am glad because I haven’t got a clue why gender confused individuals lash out at normative symbols of the life they cannot have, under the demonic urges unleashed on them from the worlds temporal and spiritual. Oh, wait, I do have a clue! Wonder what the incredibly brilliant minds will come up with?
(hint: it’s our fault)