Sunday, DPEC (Desantis Presidential Election Committee) war room coffee and donuts meeting.
Advisor One: (while pouring himself a cup of Almond Hazelnut). Ron, did you want a strawberry or chocolate donut?
DeSantis: Cut me half of a Bear Claw, have to watch the beltline you know...haha.
Advisor Two: Let’s go over some sample questions. Here’s one.
What’s the answer if you get questioned about Trump indictment?
DeSantis: First off, we don’t know if there’s going to be one.
Advisor Three: Right, might be better to wait and see, and if there is we respond.
Advisor Four: Good idea.
Advisor Five: Any poll data?
Advisor Six: Yeah. 20-1 conservatives really pissed about this. Some democrats too. The Indian guy running for office, thinks you and Haley should respond now.
DeSantis: What’s McConnell, Jeb and Karl saying about this? Can you get them on the phone?
Advisor Seven: McConnell recommends waiting till we sample our base on it. He thinks there a good number who think that the Photo-op of Trump being arrested or at least a mug shot, will be good for us.
Advisor Eight: Jeb Bush suggests you come out and say that you’re all for the rule of law.
Advisor Nine: Karl Rove suggests that you come out and blast Bragg, making sure you say in the remarks that he’s a George Soros guy, and....and this is good....says you should also make a point of saying this...and I quote him
“that you don’t know what goes into paying hush money to a porn star to secure silence over some type of alleged affair.”
DeSantis: (licking the donut glaze from each finger). I like that.
Excellent
Bingo.
I could definitely see this