Oh, yes they are! There is a worldwide cow conspiracy to destroy all human life on the planet as revenge for McDonalds, Burger King, Whattaburger, and so on. No mercy will be shown to the evil humans for their genocidal campaign against the cows.
“No mercy will be shown to the evil humans for their genocidal campaign against the cows.”
I have seen these evil minions on Chick-fil-A commercials. They are real!