So you say there is a chance?
Biden ended by a basal cell carcinoma on his chest? That, alas, is much less likely than that he really won the election. Better odds via him growing additional skin cancers, which would be common, and hitting the jackpot with one of them. Some rare types might give a chance.
Oddly, growing this cancer may be the most Presidential thing Biden ever does. Every President from Nixon through Clinton had basal cell carcinomas treated while in office. W’s youth and Obama’s race saved them. I don’t recall Trump having had any, which is a bit surprising given his coloration and golfing habits.