Posted on 03/01/2023 12:01:57 PM PST by CFW
Well as they said on Breaking Bad, “you don’t need a criminal lawyer, you need a CRIMINAL lawyer”.
my sources in DC are hearing whispers that Hunter is suffering from stage four crotch rot...
Window dressing.
Kabuki theater.
FBI will continue to obstruct until .... Elon Musk drops some more Twitter gems.
BREAKING NEWS re Hunter Biden...
Hunter Biden Heads Into Georgia Forest In Search Of Cocaine Bear
GEORGIA — After hearing that a black bear did epic amounts of cocaine somewhere in the forests of Georgia, Hunter Biden quickly gathered his camping gear and started driving south.
“So you’re telling me there’s a bear in the forest with free cocaine?” Hunter asked his Secret Service detail. “I, um, have to go. Bye.”
Though agents tried to warn him about the danger of bears high on cocaine, Hunter could not be dissuaded. “Relax everyone, I’ve talked to plenty of bears,” assured Hunter. “At least, I think that’s what happened last time I went to Ukraine. Either I partied with bears, or I went to an art class where I painted a bear. It’s a little hazy, to be honest.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-heads-to-georgia-forest-in-search-of-cocaine-bear
In the end Hunter will receive a pardon from Biden to end all of this political theater for the good of the country. /s
Sounds like a case of no hope when a high dollar lawyer walks away from it not many loopholes left or enough bribe money to go around.
Better call Saul.
Maybe he finally reviewed the laptop.
Yep
$5 says Hunter will never see the inside of a courtroom, let along a prison cell. The ambulance-chaser attys will see to that.
Dude got a look at the case against!
Abbe Lowell has always been a horse’s patoot!
It is a criminal offense, it’s worse than just losing your law license. You get to go share a jail cell with your client
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