I live on a “scenic” river.
Believe me. The cows are better.
They just tried to make it illegal to build within 300 yards of this “State and national scenic river.
Scenic river in Ohio means someone has picked out most of the old tires and trash. Nothing scenic about it unless you look at a brick wall all your life.
Our river is designated “wild and scenic” and has very limited access on the federally protected part.
Old timers around here remember when the Feds came in 1968 and took a lot of land bordering the river by imminent domain.
Now the state purchased a lot of land and calls it “historic” because the Beatles spent a couple of days here in 1964.