To: artichokegrower
Investigators discovered that the driver of the Ford had been asleep in her vehicle when she awoke to a man sawing off her vehicle’s catalytic converter, and she immediately put her car in reverse Rule #1 - don't try to steal parts from a car if the driver is in the car and able to drive away.
4 posted on
02/15/2023 12:05:54 PM PST by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
So the deceased person’s family files a lawsuit in 5...4...3...2...
8 posted on
02/15/2023 12:07:26 PM PST by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(The kernel of our firm's job is to go with lots. - tnlibertarian job offer letter)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Carbon footprint lowered by one.
12 posted on
02/15/2023 12:09:46 PM PST by
MtnClimber
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
“awoke to a man sawing off her vehicle’s catalytic converter”
I wonder if she actually saw him? To do that, she would have had to get out of the car. Or did she hear the screeching of the saw blade on metal and decide to move the car?
Most likely thought it was cats fornicating under the car and she drove away to scare them off.
35 posted on
02/15/2023 12:51:37 PM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Once you get people to believe that a plural pronoun is singular, they'll believe anything - nicollo)
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