“My fellow...you know...the thing...Americans. That’s it. Let me tell you something about myself. I don’t take any flak from nobody. The Chinese? I taught them a lesson this week. Xi had better be careful next time or I’ll sic Corn Pop on him. Now that was a bad dude, but I could handle him.
Now I’m supposed to give a speech here, so roll that teleprompter so I can see what they wrote for me. Okay, begin speech. Mr. Speaker...hey what happened to Madame Speaker?! Where’s Nancy?! C’mon man!!”
I do not plan on watching.