And her name isn't Goldberg, and never was. Just a stage joke . . .
Way-way-wait a minute! That means she . . . appropriated the name Goldberg! From us Jewish (okay, part-Jewish) folk. So that means she's a raciss exploiter, and has to pay me and my Jewish relatives millions of dollars. Even though none of us is named Goldberg.
That's how it works, right?
When I first heard of her, I thought that Goldberg was her real last name. But although she once said, “I’m a real Goldberg” (which means gold mountain in German), she apparently has no Jewish or German ancestry. She also calls herself Jewish, but there’s no evidence that she ever went through the process required by Judaism for a Gentile to become a Jew.