LOL, yep.
65 IQ spending higher than 100% of disposable income on clothes, hair, and nails. Still look like a fat hooker too.
My ex-wife was a security officer on the Hanford Area for the Dept. of Energy. The force was part of the private site contractor’s labor force and not actual Fed employees. They had all sorts of automatic weapons, armored vehicles and helicopter fire support teams. Even so, I always called them badge checkers.