I think the actual reply was:
"Vanilla, two scoops... wait, make that two... no, yeah... two... no, did I say two? I meant "two'... yeah, make that two... Hey, c'mon, man! Why'd you give me just two scoops?"
;>)
And then he said he had 2 scoops in his drawers and needed a diaper change then did his stupid giggle