We could not give any presents at all. How about that?
The problem is, that wrap job is agony to achieve. It did not happen easily. It did not happen quickly. It took more time and grief to wrap that package than it did to earn the money to buy it in the first place.
The wrapping is a tribute to despair. A cry for help.
Pro tip: Gift bags. Tape some forgiving tissue paper around your gift, throw it in the even-more-forgiving gify bag.