We just bought a new washer for cash while our money’s still worth something (and while new washers are even available). Speed Queen, simplest model we could find. Don’t want smart anything.
Last year we put some money into fixing up the car in hopes of keeping it going until the used-car bubble bursts, if that ever happens.
“Don’t want smart anything.”
I like my appliances just like Democrats want their US Senators—speaking incoherently and making occasional sputtering noises...
;-)