I will write the story for them: “David DePape, a Mega MAGA infiltrator who participated in the January 6th break in in Washingtion, was intent on exacting ‘revenge’ on Speaker Pelosi. He had been a employee of several of Donald Trump’s Hotels and Golf Courses, and participated in KKK meetings while plotting other White supremacy insurrections. Paul Pelosi, a surprisingly strong 82 year old, managed to take away the MAGA hammer that DePape had in his hands and was restrained by the Police from beating this much younger man down in defense of his sainted wife. DePape had gained entry by being trained by Trump’s Ultra MAGA White Privilege intelligence force. Presidential Freedom medals will be given to him shortly by President Biden.”
How’s that?
I will write the story for them: “David DePape, a Mega MAGA infiltrator .....
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Sadly, even in jest, you are closer to the truth of the media spin than you may even know.
YOU are really good at this... might want to send that off to the Bee...
You’re secret identity is as a “reporter” for the New York Times, isn’t it?