I never saw so many assless chaps in my life! I was so crowded it took a while to get through it.
-PJ
I was stuck in the Folsom St. Fair traffic once with several small children in the car. It would have been funny in a sitcom. In real life it was nightmarish and horrific. We could barely crawl along in our car. I was telling the kids to cover their eyes. It was way beyond “assless chaps”