I remember when he was accosted outside one of his houses and Elaine Chao had to defend him against the crowd.
In my mind, this is how the conversation went:
“Paul…it’s Nance…we’re down in the polls, and I need a favor.”
Paul: “How can I help?”
Piglosi: “We have a really drunk Castro nudist coming your way. Unlock the door, tell security to take a break, and you need to take a beating for the team. We need some sympathy points right now.”