[Oscar in Batangas]

It’s long past time to ban assault hammers.

We’ll probably need to Institute a 3-day waiting period before buying one at your local Walmart...And they will be stored behind a tamper proof barrier.

[Navy Patriot]

We also should ban large magazines for hammers, there is no legitimate need for professional construction workers or mechanics to have them, let alone the general public.

[RowdyRoo]

MC Hammer has called a press conference to announce he is changing his name to MC Noodle.