What about the older theory that the Martians attacked earth and were killed off by the flu and the common cold?
First they were knocking off Martians; now Whitey is looting Wawa stores in Philly. A long history of racist disgrace!
“What about the older theory that the Martians attacked earth and were killed off by the flu and the common cold?”
don’t be silly ... that’s an obsolete theory ...
the NEW theory is that a passing Martian spaceship inadvertently picked up COVID-19, and contaminated the entire planet when it returned, and the Martians all died out because they refused to get vaccinated, refused to mask up, and refused to socially distance ...