I pronounce “Chicago” like this:
“US-conservaTIVE-Get-the-HELL-outta-there-BEfore-they-reQUIRE-exit-VISAS-and-a-big-TAX-to-leave-FUR-reelz”
Workin' on it. Getting my two boys relocated to Tennessee in early November. Once they're gone, I finish up two small projects in the house, put it on the market and I'm outta here.
Retiring early. I'm no longer going to be a tax slave. I'm going to be one big pain in the ass to this out of control government of ours.
So you keep working, and thank you for my monthly check!