“Check out the Huge line at this EV charging station in California…”
What long line?
“Get an EV,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.
This is at an EV charging station in California. pic.twitter.com/qnL0ZzYTJP— Errol Webber (@ErrolWebber) September 21, 2022
TG: "How can I help you, sir?"
Buyer: I'm looking at buying a used car."
TG: "I've got just the vehicle for you, sir. Follow me."
(Walking thru the building, exiting the rear door.)
Buyer: "Uh, where are we going?"
TG: "Over there, sir."
(Walking over to the only car in the rear lot.)
Buyer: "Why is this car out here all by itself?"
TG: "OK, look. I'm gonna be honest with you. We've had a number of vehicles stolen off our lot. This is the very best car we have and the boss doesn't want it stolen. So, we keep it back here."
Buyer: "Nice looking car. I don't recognize the brand, though. What is it?"
TG: "It's a Tesla, sir. The finest engineering known to man."
Buyer: "What kind of gas mileage does it get?"
TG: "It doesn't use gas, sir. It's electric. All you do is plug it in at night and drive it all day long for free."
Buyer: "Electric! I've heard they catch fire!"
TG: "Oh no, sir. That's just media hype. As long as you park it on the street, and don't charge it in your garage, you're good to go."
Buyer: "I don't know."
TG: "Look. You've heard of Elon Musk, right? He builds rocket ships, solar panels and big, big batteries. He's brilliant. He's the one that builds these cars. Do you think he'd build a dangerous product? To be honest, I have kind of a man crush on him. The smartest guy in the world. Heck, he's buying Twitter!"