TG: "How can I help you, sir?"
Buyer: I'm looking at buying a used car."
TG: "I've got just the vehicle for you, sir. Follow me."
(Walking thru the building, exiting the rear door.)
Buyer: "Uh, where are we going?"
TG: "Over there, sir."
(Walking over to the only car in the rear lot.)
Buyer: "Why is this car out here all by itself?"
TG: "OK, look. I'm gonna be honest with you. We've had a number of vehicles stolen off our lot. This is the very best car we have and the boss doesn't want it stolen. So, we keep it back here."
Buyer: "Nice looking car. I don't recognize the brand, though. What is it?"
TG: "It's a Tesla, sir. The finest engineering known to man."
Buyer: "What kind of gas mileage does it get?"
TG: "It doesn't use gas, sir. It's electric. All you do is plug it in at night and drive it all day long for free."
Buyer: "Electric! I've heard they catch fire!"
TG: "Oh no, sir. That's just media hype. As long as you park it on the street, and don't charge it in your garage, you're good to go."
Buyer: "I don't know."
TG: "Look. You've heard of Elon Musk, right? He builds rocket ships, solar panels and big, big batteries. He's brilliant. He's the one that builds these cars. Do you think he'd build a dangerous product? To be honest, I have kind of a man crush on him. The smartest guy in the world. Heck, he's buying Twitter!"
