[COBOL2Java]

- How many guns should a normal person own?
- About five.
- That sounds like a gun enthusiast to me...
- No a gun enthusiasts owns about fifteen.
- That sounds like a person obsessed with guns to me...
- No, people obsessed with guns own hundreds.
- That sounds like a psycho to me....
- No, psychos seldom own guns, or get maybe one or two.
- But that sounds like a normal person to me....
- No, a normal person owns about five, we already covered that...

I have seventeen. My granddaughter (who BTW enjoys shooting my 1911) joked "Grandpa, why do you have so many guns?" I told her "My safe's capacity is 18 - so I've got one more to go!" "Until you get your next safe!" She laughed.

[FLT-bird]

I’m up to about 80. There are still dozens and dozens on my list to get.

[Big Red Badger]

,,,’about 5 .’
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Still playing Ketchup.

[5th MEB]

I’m so jealous, all of my guns were lost in a terrible boating accident off Long Beach Harbor.