I’d say the same as Gandalf did in Theoden’s hall:
“You wouldn’t part an old man from his walking stick?”
But I would never use against the Queen.
My folks have one of those cane/seat combos. I believe it came from my German grandfather & it was taken along on hunting trips when someone needed to sit. The end that sticks in the ground is VERY pointed & sheathed in metal, too .... I’m not so sure it wasn’t also a “weapon” of sorts! It’s a cool looking piece .... obviously very old.
Hunnert rat here Larri.
There’s yer dinner!