The Biden FBI staged a dishonest photo with purportedly classified material, with the approval of the Biden DOJ, and submitted it to a court to try to make Trump look bad. These agencies are irredeemably corrupt.
— Tom Fitton (@TomFitton) August 31, 2022
In a TruthSocial post, former President Trump tsk tsk’d the FBI’s handling of his documents.
The DOJ’s filing came late last night because the Creative Writing Department at DOJ, which doesn’t exist, hit a wall. Garbage cans were overflowing, everyone was getting punchy, and nobody wanted to die walking to Starbucks. So they were forced to go to the kitchen and steal the leftover Four Lokos someone still had squirreled away in their cubby. By the time it was over, DOJ lawyers had patched together a narrative, put lots of Nixon references in it, pretended Trump had to assert all presidential document rights or they didn’t count, and hoped the judge wouldn’t notice the president has the power to declassify documents and has a right to retain documents under the Presidential Records Act.
Here’s an English-language version of the DOJ/FBI assertions:
Woe be it to the FBI when Trump 47 lowers his hand on January 20, 2025.
I cannot imagine-—at ANY level-—Trump making Any kind of mess on the floor-—He is too respectful of the USA.