The title of an email I got from Academy Sports on June 1st:
“Celebrate with Pride!”
I have spent thousands of dollars at these stores on guns and ammunition. I will never go back. I don’t understand why they thought sending this email was a good idea. Is Academy really the store homosexuals shop at? I doubt it.
I don’t get this whole “Pride” thing. I mean why in God’s name would anyone be crazy enough to publicly demand the celebration of getting a penis rammed up one’s ass, or a fist or a dildo or a lawnchair? Why would any sane person celebrate any activity that risks having feces spread on one’s penis or ingested via “rimming” and other vile and dangerous sexual practices? Why would any sane person demand that the public celebrate things like piss-drinking and anal sex? Seriously, think about it. It is just crazy!