My mortgage identifies as a student loan...
it’s pronouns are “it and they”
It’s actually a dark shade of beige. It has Spanish tiles. It is within 4 miles of a racist highway. It can only bathe when it rains. It lives outside along a roadway. It lived under a tarp when a tree fell on it.
I should qualify, right??
I learned a lot from my mortgage.
Even 30 years later I wake up from nightmares shaking.
“ I should qualify, right??”
Nope, wrong gender.
Yes.
In fact you will get triple the purchase price back.
/just kidding