I just wish my wood splitter ran on unicorn farts.
You don’t need a wood splitter.
Just do it how Hollywood splits wood.
One swing and the wood just flies apart!/sarc.
Had a suburban friend didn’t understand why we had a sledge hammer and a maul to split (oak) wood and why didn’t we use the axe alone.
Pop gave him the axe. My friend swung at the log and barely indented it. Smiling, Pop said try again. My friend with same results.
Pop barely containing a laugh said:. What’s wrong? Didn’t have your “sugar tit” this morning?
Pop and I bolted out laughing and my friend turned red and found some place else to be.