[gnarledmaw]

Its true but not quite entirely factual.

There are millions of us across the country that have long waited with our nail guns buried in patriot safes for the call to action.

When Trump uses the Kekistani Anthem, we in waiting will reply Metal Shadilay, then in righteous fury descend on the nearest pizza parlor.

[MNDude]

I love it!

[numberonepal]

…..and frogs to destroy them.