[NWFree]

The perverts at the secret police planted listening devices in the underwear

[jonrick46]

The perverts probably got Melania’s underwear for the Sniffer-in Chief. He’s got to make sure his sniffer still works after a double dose of COVID.

[Chad C. Mulligan]

The perverts at the secret police planted listening devices in the underwear

I'd worry about them planting one of those poisonous isotopes they got from their KGB handlers.

[bigbob]

Melania’s undies they didn’t swipe, you mean.

[Highest Authority]

There are devices available that could jam any listening devices. Unfortunately, they would also screw up many communication items.

[frank ballenger]

The perverts at the secret police planted listening devices in the underwear

Buttigieg: If they try that with me I'll volunteer to hand search them.

[arthurus]

Of course they planted listening devices. That was probably the reason for the raid. I a sure Donald has sophisticated sweeping equipment.