[mmichaels1970]

Maybe the Chinese could ship hundreds of Teslas and their batteries to Taiwan and in the middle of the night they could burst into flames and then the troops could arrive to invade.

Or...now hear me out...they can send tons of those little "finger traps" and give them away for free. The catch? They're defective and don't release when you push your fingers together.

[DHerion]

Best guess they would do what the Egyptians did in 73...practice a Sinai invasion again and again until the Israelis assume the next one is a practice and then they launch the real attack hoping to catch everyone off guard.

[frank ballenger]

Finger cuffs made of soft bamboo....

As a little kid I wondered how the Asians even bothered to make them since even to a child they were ineffective.

Look at this weird suggestion in a Walmart ad——
OTVIAP Chinese Bamboo Finger Trap,24pcs ... -
Finger traps can be used as a chewing toy for birds. The natural bamboo will not harm pets. Food can also be placed inside these bamboo finger traps as a toy ....